😄 The pilot and copilot are coming into LAX and they are nervous. Sweat pouring off their brows, they...

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The pilot and copilot are coming into LAX and they are nervous. Sweat pouring off their brows, they bring the 737 down quickly. As soon as the wheels touch they throw the engines into reverse, stand on the brakes as hard as they can and cry "Stop! Please stop!" The plane stops an inch from the end of the runway. The pilot says "That was the shortest runway I ever saw! And the copilot says "Yeah, but look how WIDE it is!"

#Lax #Airplane

Joke ID: 01KKTN3A2PT8TQ5PTB1RE20B18

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