The airline managed to lose the in-laws luggage, but not the in-laws. *sigh*

"Shotgun!" I yell as I push past the others and climb into the seat. I am subsequently escorted from the airplane.

I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn't on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable.

I've set my phone to airplane mode to add more realism to the nausea and turbulence I experience at work.