The Pope calls a huge meeting of all the Cardinals, Bishops & and Arch-Bishops to Vatican City… He says to them, “I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I got a call from Jesus, He has returned and is ready to save those worthy of being saved. “ Everybody is thinking, “This is EXCELLENT news! What could possibly be the bad news?!” He then says, “The bad news is that he was calling from Salt Lake City, Utah.”