Salt Lake City Utah Jokes

When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City Utah a woman told the man sitting beside her ""I understand this is the home of the Mormon religion where husbands believe it's OK to have more than one wife."" That's true"" he replied ""as a matter of fact I happen to be a Mormon myself and have nine wives."" ""How disgusting""she said""you should be ashamed of yourself such practices should be against the law and you ought to be hung."" With a slight grin he just said ""Y…

The Pope calls a huge meeting of all the Cardinals, Bishops & and Arch-Bishops to Vatican City… He says to them, “I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I got a call from Jesus, He has returned and is ready to save those worthy of being saved. “ Everybody is thinking, “This is EXCELLENT news! What could possibly be the bad news?!” He then says, “The bad news is that he was calling from Salt Lake City, Utah.”