Two Immigrants from the old country Come to America. One says to the other, "we are in America now. We have to act like Americans." So as they walk, the come across a hot dog vendor with many customers crowding the cart. One immigrant turns to the other and says, "They eat dogs here?" The other immigrant says, "I guess they do. We should order two, since we are in America now." Well they order their hot dogs, which are handed to them wrapped up, pay, and sit down. One immigrant unwraps his hot dog and turns to the other immigrant and says, "What part of the dog did YOU get?"