An old lady named Dorothy called her neighbor Fred and said, “Please come help me, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Fred asked, “What’s it supposed to be when it’s finished?" “According to the picture on the box, it’s supposed to be a rooster,” replied Dorothy. “Okay,“ Fred replied. “I’ll come over and help with the puzzle. ”He rang the doorbell, she let him in, and showed him the pieces spread out all over the kitchen table. He studied the pieces for a moment, looked at the box, and said, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.” He took her hand and said, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea." "And then,” he said with a deep sigh, “We’ll put all the cornflakes back in the box.”