Telligence one day bob and fred are down in the mine mining, and the boss brings fred up to the surface and has a talk with him, he says ""fred, is there something wrong?"" fred replies ""my wife and child are going hungry, and i am afraid i will never get high up in this mining job"" the boss thinks about this and takes fred over to a tree. ""fred, i am going to show you intelligence."" he holds his hand up to the tree and says ""fred, hit my hand"" fred replies ""i dont know boss, wont it hurt you?"" dont worry about it fred, hit my hand"" and fred swings at his hand, and at the last second the boss moves his hand out of the way and fred hits the tree. ""do you understand intelligence now fred?"" ""yes, thanks boss"" and fred goes back down in the mine to see bob. ""what did the boss want you for fred?"" ""i'll show you bob, the boss showed me 'telligence"" ""what's telligence fred?"" and fred looks around for a moment and holds his hand up to his face and says ""Bobby, hit my hand""