Moses snd Jesus are playing golf They come to a 210 yard par three that only a lake between tee and green. Jesus turns to Moses and asks what club would tiger woods use on this hole? Moses says Lord tiger would use a 4 iron but you should use a 3 wood. Jesus pulls a 4 iron and sure enough he ball lands in the water. Moses says I’ll take care of this. He walks to the edge of the lake parts the waters snd retrieves the ball. Once again Jesus ask what club would Tiger Woods use on this hole. Moses gives the same answer. Jesus tees up and plop into the lake. Moses says I’ll get it but Jesus says. I I’ll take care of it. He walks out onto the lake. Right then the group behind them. One says to another and says look at that guy who does he think he is Jesus Christ? Moses turns snd says NO HE THINKS HES TIGER WOODS.