The Detroit Lions That's it; that's the joke.

The Detroit Lions have been given guns to subvert increasing violence in the area... ...local zookeepers fear the worst.

A Chicago Bears' fan, a Minnesota Viking's fan, and a Detroit Lions' fan find a genie in a bar... The 3 fans are sitting at the bar when suddenly, a genie comes out of a bottle of vodka the bartender opens. [](/sp) The genie says to the bartender: ""Congratulations, you have released me from my prison, and to repay you for that, I shall allow you to make 3 wishes your heart most desires and make them come true."" The bartender faints from the sheer sight of a real genie in his bar. [](/sp) Seein…

Chuck Norris is a former #1 draft pick in the NFL. He immediately retired when they told him in training camp that a round house kick to the face was not a legal method of tackling. Enraged, he cursed the franchise to never ever make the playoffs. We know them as the Detroit Lions.