A jewish couple where walking the streets of Rome on vacation. They walk past a fancy restaurant and the wife says "" mmm that place smells amazing!"". The Husband replies "" You're right it does smell really good. If you want on the way back to the hotel we can walk by this same place again""

Found some gems in my grandpa's old journal, thought r/jokes would appreciate them... I'll try and transcribe them the way he writes them down, but it is pretty hard since most of them are written in cursive. Husband got up early Sunday morning to fly a kite. He is having a hard time, kite is going up and down. Wife is watching from the window in her nighty. Finally, she becomes exasperated with his failure. She opens up the window and yells ""You need more tail!"" The husband says to his neighb…

There once was an Irishman who got so drunk while he was in Rome that he kissed his wife... ...and beat the Pope's foot to a pulp with a coal shovel.

After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, claiming that he was crippled and would have to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair. Although the insurance company doctor testified that his bones had healed properly and that he was fully capable of walking, the judge decided for the plaintiff and awarded him $500,000. When he was wheeled into the insurance company office to collect his check, Miller was confronted by several executives. ""You're not getting awa…