Found some gems in my grandpa's old journal, thought r/jokes would appreciate them... I'll try and transcribe them the way he writes them down, but it is pretty hard since most of them are written in cursive. Husband got up early Sunday morning to fly a kite. He is having a hard time, kite is going up and down. Wife is watching from the window in her nighty. Finally, she becomes exasperated with his failure. She opens up the window and yells ""You need more tail!"" The husband says to his neighb…