The absent minded professor recently moved to a new home. His wife knew that he would forget the new address so she wrote it on a piece of paper and made sure that he would keep it. After 5 minutes of lecturing the professor went to the university, and then, of course, lost the note. So he went back to his old home to see if he could retrace his steps. Luckily he sees a little girl playing jump rope, and he asks ""Excuse me, but do you know where Dr. Brown moved to?"" The girl replies ""It's oka…

Jack A husband rushes into the emergency room from work to greet his wife who is giving birth to their first born. He helps all he can; he holds his wife's hand and breathes with her through the pain. The doctor claims to see the head. The husband runs around and watches as this bloody, mess of a human being comes out... However, the doctor pulls out a head. Just a head. The husband jumps in confusion. The wife is silent in shock. The doctor has never seen anything like it. Just when the married…

Mary Under had been teaching for a long time. She taught 5th grade for 25 years all while enjoying a plain lifestyle. Having never married, she was not a complicated woman. She always brought the same leftovers in the same Tupperware for lunch. She had one fork, one spoon, one knife, and one bowl. Her classroom had little decoration, and her house was the same way. Since she taught in a small town, everybody knew her, and some current students were children of her former students. One day in cla…

A kid and his mom ""mommy mommy, I am scared of been alone""(kid) ""Don't worry son, I will always be with you""(mom) So when he graduated of high school, his mother still was with him Graduated from college? his mom was with him Find A job? his mom was with him Married? his mom was with him has kids? his mom was with him Has grandkids? his mom still was with him Sadly, his mom ended passing away at the age of 93 So one day, the kid who has become an old man, approaches his mother grave and says…