Dr Brown Jokes

The absent minded professor recently moved to a new home. His wife knew that he would forget the new address so she wrote it on a piece of paper and made sure that he would keep it. After 5 minutes of lecturing the professor went to the university, and then, of course, lost the note. So he went back to his old home to see if he could retrace his steps. Luckily he sees a little girl playing jump rope, and he asks ""Excuse me, but do you know where Dr. Brown moved to?"" The girl replies ""It's oka…

Ol' Mr Periwinkle Ol' Mr. Periwinkle was the nastiest, meanest patient in the hospital. So one day, Betty, the head nurse, decided to try and cheer him up. She brings him a beautiful bouquet of flowers and sets them down on his bedside table. Mean old Mr. Periwinkle promptly picks them up, throws them up against the wall, breaks the vase and flowers go everywhere. Betty patiently cleans up the mess and leaves the room. Later in the day, Betty comes back in and says to Mr. Periwinkle, "It's time…