Jack A husband rushes into the emergency room from work to greet his wife who is giving birth to their first born. He helps all he can; he holds his wife's hand and breathes with her through the pain. The doctor claims to see the head. The husband runs around and watches as this bloody, mess of a human being comes out... However, the doctor pulls out a head. Just a head. The husband jumps in confusion. The wife is silent in shock. The doctor has never seen anything like it. Just when the married…

[wife leaving for the weekend] "Baby formula is in the cupbo--" "I think I know how to make a baby. Now go & enjoy your dad's funeral."

The absent minded professor recently moved to a new home. His wife knew that he would forget the new address so she wrote it on a piece of paper and made sure that he would keep it. After 5 minutes of lecturing the professor went to the university, and then, of course, lost the note. So he went back to his old home to see if he could retrace his steps. Luckily he sees a little girl playing jump rope, and he asks ""Excuse me, but do you know where Dr. Brown moved to?"" The girl replies ""It's oka…

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered... ... Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband …