An atom walks into a bar He says to the bartender, "I will have a glass of your finest Scotch Whiskey." The bartender says, "Do you have the money to pay for this?" The atom says, "Of course I do." The bartender replies, "I don't believe you, get outta here!" The atom leaves, and a patron says to the bartender, "Why didn't you believe 'em?" The bartender say, "Everyone knows you never believe an atom, they make up everything".