Who's your favorite artist? UN: "Who's your favorite artist?" Israel: "Netta!" UK: "Dua Lipa!" Zimbabwe: "Fifty trillion Zimbabwean Dollars!" UN: "What?" Zimbabwe: "I'm sorry! 50 Cent, for you!"

Where is the capital of Zimbabwe? In a Swiss bank account.

Which country has the most millionaires? Zimbabwe.

What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe? A yeast infection!