People with Swiss bank accounts are often confused between their Bank balance and the Back Account number.

It's the cheese police, you're under arrest. Looks like you've been keeping all your cheddar... In a Swiss bank account.

Q & A with Ms Sonia Ghandi Ms Sonia Ghandi is visiting a school. She goes to one class, gives a brief statement and says to the class full of rural children, ""Ask me anything!"" So Pappu stands up. ""Madam Sonia-ji, I have three questions. One, why are you not the prime minister of India; Two, who ordered the police to attack the peaceful demonstrators at Ramlila Maidan; Three, how much money do you have in your Swiss bank accounts."" Before Ms Ghandi can answer, the lunch bell rings. So af…

A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said"" I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only."" The man thought about his first wish and decided ""I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish "" I wish I was irresistible to women."" POOF! He…