A man and his wife went on vacation to Israel, his mother-in-law decided to go, too. One night on the trip, the mother-in-law died of a heart attack. The couple visited a local undertaker who said that it would cost $1500 to take the woman's body back to the US. "However," said the undertaker, "We could have the funeral and bury her here in the Holy Land for only $150." The man insisted, though, that they ship her back home. Again, the undertaker tried to convince them to bury her in Israel, but the son-in-law insisted otherwise. The undertaker asked why. "Well I heard about some guy who died and came back to life in 3 days who was buried here. There is no way I'm risking that."