Did you hear about the pirate themed phone Apple have been designing? They’re gonna call it the ayePhone

What letter do pirate's hate the most? Dear Charter Internet Customer:

What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading

What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage. Sincerely, your service provider.