What is a pirate's LEAST favourite letter? Dear Sir or Ma'am, we are cutting your internet connection due to illegal downloading and copyright violations. Sincerely, Internet Provider

Did you hear about the pirate themed phone Apple have been designing? They’re gonna call it the ayePhone

What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading

What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage. Sincerely, your service provider.