What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

What is a pirates least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

What is a pirate's LEAST favourite letter? Dear Sir or Ma'am, we are cutting your internet connection due to illegal downloading and copyright violations. Sincerely, Internet Provider

Did you hear about the pirate themed phone Apple have been designing? They’re gonna call it the ayePhone