Three vampires are arguing amongst themselves. Each is claiming to be the most vicious. The first one suddenly runs off, and comes back in fifteen seconds, blood dripping from his mouth. 'See that house over there?' he says, pointing. 'I've killed all of the family members inside and sucked their bodies dry of blood.' The second dashes off in a flash, returns ten seconds later, hands covered in blood and grinning maniacally. 'See that nearby village?' he says, pointing. 'I've killed every single one of the villagers and drained their blood.' The third vampire runs off in a flash and comes back five seconds later, blood dripping from all over himself. 'See that tree nearby?' he says, pointing. 'Yes, we do.' replies the other two. 'Well I didn't.' says the third vampire.