A mailman is baffled at how to mail a letter addressed ""to the greatest drummer in the world."" So what is he supposed to do? He's gotta send it. He hoofs it back to the post office, and shows it to his boss. The boss says, ""come on man, send it to Chick Webb."" So he does. Chick Webb, the bandleader from Baltimore, sees the letter on his kitchen table and says, ""Jesus! That can't be for me. I'm good, but come on. That's gotta be for Gene Krupa."" He scribbles out his name, puts in Krupa's ad…

Funny when it's not funny: I need jokes for a funeral / eulogy. Hey, reddit. A good buddy of mine has died. He was always the life of the party, always had fresh jokes, and would absolutely hate the idea of a depressing, somber funeral. His friends have arranged a casual dress only (he hated dressing up), open mic style celebration of his life. One of the greatest things I've seen in my entire life is [this eulogy for Graham Chapman by John Cleese.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7x9uhrg4Hs) I'…

The greatest drummer in the world. In the summer of 1969, a mail sorter at a New York post office received a letter addressed ""To The Greatest Drummer in the World."" There was no address or return address and the sorter wasn't sure what to do. Fortunately, there was a former drummer who worked the front counter of the Post Office who promptly found Max Roach's address and forwarded the letter. Max Roach received the letter and said, ""Oh no, I'm not the greatest drummer in the world."" Max the…

An Old Lady Walks Down the Street with 20 Dollar Bills Spilling from Her Bags... A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, ""Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."" ""Oh, really? Darn it!"" said the little old lady. ""I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me office…