Two guys go to a nightclub in the 19th century. They're friends with the owner. The owner has a kid named Tony, who no one has seen for weeks. The first, Jacob, goes off to have a drink, and the other, John, flirts with girls. John sees a hot chick, and hits on her for a while. A few minutes later, John walks back to Jacob. ""Dude, I just met the hottest chick ever! I think she said her name was Susan or something."" Jacob takes one look at Susan, grabs John, and throws him into their carriage. …