How much do you want to bet that the inventor of the Lazy Susan has an ex-wife named Susan?

Meanwhile on Facebook, Susan is doing a quiz, to find out what kind of sea monster, her Ex is.

You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If "mom" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*

Me: Hello darkness my old friend Darkness: please stop calling me that. My name is Susan