I would have loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from.

Mary and Joseph watch the 3 wise men leave M: I can't believe they went off the registry. J: I know! Even the son of god needs burp cloths.

Actually Jesus wasn't the carpenter, Joseph was. You're thinking of the Carpenter's Monster

FISHING TRIP Joseph *casting his line*: Son, your mother thinks it's time I tell you- You're agodpted. Jesus *runs across the lake crying*