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A guy was stranded alone walking in the desert. He comes across a bacon tree, "ah a bacon tree! I'm saved!" he shouts. Moments later he was gunned down. Turns out it was a hambush

#Desert Island

Joke ID: 01KKTN2XNFWHC806C47SP7Z83T

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