What is Justin Timberlake's Favorite vacation spot in the Ukraine? Crimea River

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber? Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice? Justinice.

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car? Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.