What do you call a man with a 1" weiner? Justin.

What is Justin Timberlake's Favorite vacation spot in the Ukraine? Crimea River

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber? Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car? Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.