Hitman Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed. A ""friend of a friend"" put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of ""Artie."" Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that am…

My husband has been missing for a week, the police say to prepare for the worst... So I went to the thrift store & got all his clothes back!

cop: we found your wife with a knife in her back me: that doesn't sound like her, she never kept a knife there

Wife just texted me drive slow - cop around the corner so I laughed and showed it to the cop.