What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common? Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut drives up his parent's driveway in a Porsche.... Naturally, his parents know that there's no way he earned enough with his after-school job to buy such a car. ""Where did you get that car?"" his mom and dad screamed in shock. He very calmly tells them, "" I bought it today."" ""With what money young man?"" his mom demands. ""We know how much a Porsche costs and you cannot afford it"" ""Well, it's used and I Got a good deal"" says the boy, ""This…

A couple of unemployed tough guys see a pair of crocodile shoes in a store window. The one turns to the other and says, ""Look at that price tag! I tell you there's money to be made there!"" So they spend the next 4 weeks in Florida hunting crocs. They kill several, eventually running out of bullets and resorting to a knife at first, then their bare hands. The first one turns to the other and says, ""I'll tell you what, if this next croc we see doesn't have shoes on I quit.""

B.C. A rather old fashioned lady, was planning a couple of weeks vacation in Florida. She also was quite delicate and elegant with her language. She wrote a letter to a particular campground and asked for reservations. She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped but didn't know quite how to ask about the ""toilet"" facilities. She just couldn't bring herself to write the word ""toilet"" in her letter. After much deliberation, she finally came up with the old fashioned term ""Bathro…