"What is your reason for divorce?" She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut drives up his parent's driveway in a Porsche.... Naturally, his parents know that there's no way he earned enough with his after-school job to buy such a car. ""Where did you get that car?"" his mom and dad screamed in shock. He very calmly tells them, "" I bought it today."" ""With what money young man?"" his mom demands. ""We know how much a Porsche costs and you cannot afford it"" ""Well, it's used and I Got a good deal"" says the boy, ""This…

B.C. A rather old fashioned lady, was planning a couple of weeks vacation in Florida. She also was quite delicate and elegant with her language. She wrote a letter to a particular campground and asked for reservations. She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped but didn't know quite how to ask about the ""toilet"" facilities. She just couldn't bring herself to write the word ""toilet"" in her letter. After much deliberation, she finally came up with the old fashioned term ""Bathro…

A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat he exploded ""If it weren't for my money we wouldn't be here at all!"" The wife replied ""My dear if it weren't for your money not only would we not be in Florida we wouldn't on a honeymoon nor would there be any ""we"" in the first place.""