A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat he exploded ""If it weren't for my money we wouldn't be here at all!"" The wife replied ""My dear if it weren't for your money not only would we not be in Florida we wouldn't on a honeymoon nor would there be any ""we"" in the first place.""