A man walks into a bar A man walks into a bar, sits down at the counter and orders a beer in a glass and a beer in a thimble. The waiter finds his request strange, but he complies. Suddenly a tiny man comes out of the man's shirt pocket, sits down on the bar and drinks his beer from the thimble. The waiter looks at the scene astonished. The next day, the man returns, sits at the bar and again orders a beer in a glass and a beer in a thimble. The same little man pulls out his pocket, sits down on the counter and the two friends chat while drinking their beer. The waiter is getting more and more curious. A few weeks later, the man in the shirt returns to the bar, orders a beer in a glass and a beer in a thimble. This time, the waiter can't stand it any longer and asks him what the hell is this little man who always gets out of his pocket and drinks his beer in a thimble. "Ahhh" replies the man. That's a long story. Some years ago, I went to Africa with my friend Robert and we stayed in a village called .... It was called...damn… He opens his pocket and asks "Robert, what was the name of the village where you called the witch doctor a bastard?