I'm going to hire a Priest, a Doctor and a Rabbi to walk into a bar together just to see WTF happens. Backup Plan: I'll also bring a horse.

Three Mexicans were in a car accident. Three Mexicans are in the hospital, one of them wakes up and asks what happened? The doctor says ""that's what we'd like to know, you were in a car accident can you remember what happened before?"" The man tries to think back ""The group and I were at the bar and were heading home..."" ""Juan was driving but he was too drunk to drive, so he said a prayer and asked Jesus to take the wheel"" Doctor: so you trusted in God to get you home safely? ""No, just Jes…

A priest, a psychiatrist, and Leonidas are in a bar... A drunken man walks in asking where he is, and yelling that he is the one true God. The priest says ""This is blasphemy!"" The psychiatrist points out ""This is madness!"" Lastly, Leonidas yells to the man ""This is Sparta!""

[New take on old classic] A priest, a lawyer, a saxophonist, a doctor, a telemarketer and a rabbi walk into a bar. ""Ouch!""