Moses and Jesus are sitting in a boat on a lake. Moses turns to Jesus and says, “You know, I wonder if I’ve still got it.” He stands up and spreads his arms out wide. On command, the waters of the lake part, and the boat settles on the ground. He brings his arms back in, and the water comes rushing back, lifting the boat back to the surface. Jesus says, “That’s cool. I wonder if I still have it.” He stands up to the edge, takes his first step onto the water…and sinks straight down to the bottom. Moses quickly does his water-parting trick and pulls Jesus back into the boat. “Wow, what happened?” “Well, the last time I did that, I didn’t have these damn holes in my feet!”