A shaggy looking old lady goes into her bank and asks the teller... "Can I please withdraw $10 from my account?" while handing over her debit card. The teller, annoyed at such a transaction request, rudely tells the old lady "Go to the ATM, stop holding up the line for $10." The old lady then says "Okay, then I want to withdraw $10k from my account." The teller, now a little bit incredulous, takes the old lady's debit card, checks her account, and sees that she has over $500k on deposit. She apologizes, informs the manager, and begins counting the money. After a few minutes, the teller hands over the $10k in $100 bills to the old lady and asks "Is there anything else I can help you with? The old lady replies "Yes, I want to deposit $9,990." while handing the $10k back to the teller.