Two beggars, one dressed as a rabbi and the other a monk, are sitting adjacent to each other outside of a church collecting charity one Sunday morning And with each churchgoer who passes by on the way to Sunday services, they deliberately walk past the rabbi, some even spitting down at him, and then very obviously taking pains to give the monk a donation. With each passerby the begging Rabbi’s bowl remains empty, while the monk’s gets progressively more full. Eventually, a kindly older woman, also on her way to church, stops at the rabbi, giving him a few coins and a kindly smile, and tells him: “You know, you might be better off collecting money elsewhere, this just doesn’t seem to be your spot”. In response the rabbi turns to the monk and says: “Check it out, this gentile wants to teach the Goldberg brothers how to do business”.