A girl invites her boyfriend to dinner to meet her family It's the girl's grandmother's birthday and the whole family sits down for dinner. Things are going well until the boy starts to feel a little gassy and realizes he has to pass a little gas. He adjusts himself on the wooden chair and squeaks out a barely audible fart. His girlfriend's mom looks down under his seat and says, "Spot!" The boy looks down and realizes that the family dog is sitting under his chair and everyone thinks the dog is the offending party. Relieved, the boy continues eating and trying to make awkward small talk. A few minutes later, he feels his stomach start churning again. He glances down and notices that the dog is still sitting under his chair so he inconspicuously adjusts himself and without looking up from his plate, lets out another slightly more audible fart. Again, the mom speaks out, a little more forcibly this time, "Spot!" The boy looks around and thanks Spot to himself for taking the heat. Dinner continues and it seems to be going well. But once again, he feels the rumble. He looks down and sees that to his great fortune, Spot is still there and ready to make another noble sacrifice. This time however, the boy thinks "OK, this time, I'm going to just let it all out. Spot can take the blame and I won't have to worry about the gas the rest of the meal." So he leans forward just a bit and lets out a monstrous, reverberating fart. The mom slams her hand on the table and this time shouts, "SPOT! Get out from under there before he shits on you!!!"