Sending a message to mom A blonde goes into a worldwide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her that it will cost her $300, she exclaims, \- "I don’t have any money... but I’ll do anything to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!" To that the man asks, \- "Anything?" And the blonde says, \- "Yes.... ANYTHING!!" With that the man says, "Follow me!" He walks into the next room and tells her, \- "Come in and close the door." She does this and then he says, \- "Get on your knees." She does. He then says, \- "Take down my zipper." She does. Then he says, \- "Go ahead, take it out." With that, she takes it out and holds it with both hands. And then the man says somewhat impatiently, \- "Well, go ahead!!" She then brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it very closely to her lips, she says, \- "HELLO, MOM?"