A woman with triplets. A woman 8 months pregnant with triplets was at the bank and while she was waiting in line there was a robbery, the robber was new at robbing so of course he was caught but just before the police came barging through the doors he shot at the pregnant woman three times and afterwards was tackled and put in the squad car. The woman was rushed to the hospital and was put straight into a private room where they operated straight away. When she woke up she was met by her husband…

The miser's will A notorious miser died, and in his will he left his $3 million estate split evenly among his three sons: a doctor, a priest, and a lawyer. Being selfish even in death, he left each of them strict instructions to put the money in his coffin when they buried him. After the funeral, the three were talking, and the doctor said ""I have a confession to make. I didn't actually put all the money in the coffin -- it seemed like such a waste. I kept out $200,000 to buy some new equipment…

a father pulls up with his son on his first day of school he was a single father that adored his son very much. the father owned an up and coming import/export business and therefore did not have a lot of money. looking over to his son he could see the tears in his eyes from the fear of a different environment and the fact that he would have to be apart from his father for so many hours. ""tell you what son"", the father says ""if at the end of this school year, if you get an A ill buy you a lit…

Poor Cat So where i live we have a neighborhood cat. His name is Jimmy. One Sunday morning my dad was mowing the lawn and was in a pretty angry mood due to my mom's crazy chore list. So as he was cutting the lawn near the bushes he hears a loud MEEEOOOOWW. I myself was shooting hoops in my driveway when i heard Jimmy yelp. I ran over to find my dad holding the tailless cat. I ran inside to grab a towel and off we go to the closet vet's. But it being Sunday morning they were closed. Off we go spe…