A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said ""Sorry no room. The hotel is full."" The Jewish lady said ""But your sign says that you have vacancies."" The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly ""You know that we do not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town..."" Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeable and said ""I'll have you know I convert…

Day 16,607: Still not stuck on a deserted island, and beginning to lose hope

If I get married, I'd take my wife to a deserted island on our honeymoon. On our 15th anniversary, I'd return to pick her up. Maybe.

[desert island diary - day 1] 4:15 pm: Got one call out of my cell phone before it died. Now I wait. 5:25 pm: That pizza is definitely free