Ian: "I baked you a pie to say sorry for backing over your cat in my car." Tim: "You did what?!" Ian: "Baked you a pie."

Heavenly Marital Help Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they ask St. Peter if they can still be married. ""Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right back."" Six months pass and Peter returns. ""Yes, we can do this for you."" The couple asks, ""Well, as we have spent so much time together waiting for your answer, we need to know that if things don't work out, is there a possibility that we can be divorced?"" To which St. Pet…

On a hot afternoon, Scrooge the miser and his grandson, Tim, were walking home from a party. Tim complains, ""Gramps, it's still a long way back to our house. It's hot and I'm tired. Look, there's a bus stop here. Can we please take the bus home?"" Scrooge is aghast. ""It'll cost us six dollars to get home from here! What a waste of money! We'll walk it."" Tim sighs, but he's a good kid, and doesn't fuss about it. They barely walk a few feet, when Scrooge sees a passing taxi and hails it. ""How …

There's this faith healer, preaching to a crowd. He asks for volunteers to be healed! 'I-I-I'll cccome up' said a member of the congregation. 'Yes child, you, come up!' He goes on stage. 'What's your name son?' 'T-T-T-Tim' 'And is it your stutter I can cure for you Tim?' 'Y-y-yes' replied Tim. 'PRAISE THE LORD I WILL HEAL YOU OF YOUR STUTTER' proclaimed the preacher. 'I need one more to perform this miracle on'. 'ME!' shouts a man. 'And what's your name son, and what can I do for you?' 'My name …