I'm speechless. t was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet E'? Tom replied ELEPHANT' Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet T'. Tom replied Two Elephants' Teacher asked him the same question. Tom replied Ten Elephants' Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet M' Tom replied Mother Elephant' The angry teach…

Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaw's classroom. ""Mr. Talbot"" said the teacher ""I asked James 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' and he said that he didn't do it!"" ""Well teacher"" said Talbot ""if my kid said he didn't do it he didn't do it!"" Father and son left the school and on their way home Talbot turned to the boy and asked ""Tell me son did you do it?"" '

When his son asked for a lift in the car just to get to the end of their road, his father told him: "You should be ashamed. When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles every day to get to school." "Really?" said the boy. "Well, when he was your age, he was president!" At the age of six I was left an orphan. What kind of idiot gives an orphan to a six-year-old?

"Hey mom can Kyle come over?" mom: Kyle from your school or Kyle who is really bad at finishing other people's- [From outside] LOOFAS!