The Glue Truck A truck owned by a commercial glue company is driving through London when it accidentally collides with a lamp post, causing it to swerve out of control and flip on its side. During this collision, the tank holding the glue explodes and 1000kg of glue falls upon a poor pedestrian. He's firmly stuck to the road. A crowd gathers around the helpless pedestrian, all wanting a look at the man and thinking about how to help him, although he's in a sticky situation that looks quite inesc…

Mr Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs quarter of a million pounds. “The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Singh, “and I have all the necessary papers.” The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan…

A woman went into a bank in London wishing to loan $3,000 for one month. The loan officer said that he would require collateral. The woman says, “I have a Ferrari; here are a set of keys. Keep it until I repay the loan.” The loan is authorized and the Ferrari driven away for safe keeping. The woman returns one month later, pays the $3,000 loan together with $20 interest and the car is returned to her. Clearly puzzled, the loan officer says to her, “With respect, madam, I don't understand why som…

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate