My favorite Robin Williams joke U2 is playing a concert in Scotland, and as a hush comes over the crowd, Bono starts clapping his hands above his head very slowly. As he claps, he tells the crowd, ""Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."" And a man stands up in the back of the room, and shouts ""Then stop clappin' your hands!"" Thanks, Robin.

An Italian rugby player will miss a match against Scotland after being bitten by a dog; Scotland was quoted as saying "good boy."

A lot of Americans don't realize that "Braveheart" is set in the 1970s. That's just how Scotland is. #culture

The Queen is so afraid of how the vote will turn out, she put Sam Smith in a boat circling Scotland singing "Stay With Me" into a megaphone.