Three blondes are hiking in Scotland They set out early afternoon on a sunny Thursday morning in the middle of July. The three girls are kitted out with the best equipment that money can buy and have got their route from Stirling to Callander planned perfectly. After an hour or so of walking one of the blondes comes across some tracks in a field. She claims them to be rabbit tracks, while a second blonde says they must be deer tracks cause they are far to big. Upon hearing this the third blonde …

An American man walks into a bar... An American man walks into a bar and grabs a seat. While ordering a pint, he can't help but overhear an obnoxiously loud but indiscernible conversation from three massively large ladies down the bar. The man calls out to them,, ""Hey babes, are you from Scotland?"" Quite rudely, one lady interjects while inhaling her fish and chips,nmnm, ""It's Wales, you jackass!"" Embarrassed, the man replies, ""My deepest apologies, Whales, are you fom Scotland?""

My uncle came back from Scotland and said they found a new use for sheep... Wool.

A small collection of my favorite science jokes A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, ""How much for a drink?"" ""For you, sir, no charge!""   What's 2 times 2? Physicist: ""After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!"" Mathematician: ""After some consideration I can now prove that the solution exists!"" Engineer: ""4, obviously, but lets make it 5, just to be on the safe side.""   Three logicians walk into a bar. ""You all want …