Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign posted that says, ""Convert to Catholicism and get $100"". One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign. His friend turns to him and says, ""Murray, what's going on?"" ""Abe,"" replies Murray, ""I'm thinking of doing it."" Abe says, ""What are you, crazy?"" Murray thinks for a minute and says, ""Abe, I'm going to do it."" With that, Murray strides purposefully…