Pink Cottonballs Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Johnny. At first he was a happy, normal boy, but then one day, before his 3rd birthday, his parents asked him what he wanted for his present. ""I want pink cottonballs,"" said Little Johnny. ""No way,"" said his parents, a little concerned by the odd request, ""you're much too young for something like that!"" And so they got him a Big Wheel tricycle. Little Johnny was furious, and so he took the tricycle up to the top of the big hil…

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said ""Now son... that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best…

Little johnny's balloon A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues. 'Johnny!' Mom screams. 'Knock it off!.' You're going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he l…

A grade school teacher was asking students... ...what their parents did for a living. Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a doctor!" Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a professor!" Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a professional con artist!" The teacher couldn't believe what she had just heard, so she made a point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening to discuss the situation. Little Johnny's father explained, "Actually, I'm a law attorney, but how am I supposed to…