Little Johnny He Jokes

Little Johnny's mother sent Little Johnny to the store to get a loaf of bread. Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket. Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, ""This is a good opportunity to say something from the Bible to Little Johnny."" He walks up to Little Johnny and says, ""I see Little Johnny that you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the other?"" Little Johnny replies, ""A l…

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said ""Now son... that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best…